DailyPupu

–noun
A tasty, bite-sized witticism served daily. Sometimes a little too spicy for polite dinner conversation.

Everyone knows how important a DailyPupu is to continued health and happiness. Let us put one in your inbox daily. Sometimes a little profanity, sometimes a little off-color, but usually good for a laugh. Like this:

Friends are like pencils. When you have none, life is pointless.
-Unknown

Not bad, but show me another

Okay, I'm curious. Let me know when this is launched.