It was just over one year ago today that we first shared some quotes and facts. In honor of our 939 million mile journey around the sun at 66,000 mph, we’re taking some time off to implement some major site changes, and sharing some peculiar facts we picked up about the solar system on this last trip around the sun. We’ll be back in the next few weeks.
Contrary to what you learned in school, there are eight planets.
Because its axial tilt is more or less perpendicular to the other planets, each pole of Uranus gets around 42 years of continuous sunlight, followed by 42 years of darkness.
Saturn’s moon Titan is larger than the planet Mercury .
Venus rotates “backwards” compared to other planets.
Venus’s day is longer than its year. It takes 243 Earth days to rotate once, and 225 days to circle the sun.
It takes 30,000 years for the sunlight you see to today to make its way from the sun’s core.
Saturn’s density is so low that it would float on water.
Jupiter has 318 times the mass of the Earth, but spins so fast its “day” is only ten hours long.
We interrupt our regularly scheduled quotes and facts with some smartypants retorts.
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”
Bessie Braddock: “Winston, you are drunk.”
Winston Churchill: “Indeed madam, and you are ugly - but tomorrow, I shall be sober.”
Earl Wilson: “Have you ever been mistaken for a man?”
Tallulah Bankhead: “No, have you?”
Earl of Sandwich: “I am convinced, Mr. Wilkes, that you will die either of a pox or on the gallows.”
John Wilkes: “That depends, my lord, on whether I embrace your mistress or your principles.”
Robert Benchley (to a uniformed man he distractedly assumed was the doorman):
“My good man, would you please get me a taxi?”
Uniformed Man:
“I’m not a doorman. I happen to be a rear admiral in the United States Navy.”
Robert Benchley:
“All right then, get me a battleship.”
Western Reporter: What do you think of Western civilization?”
Gandhi: “I think it would be a good idea.”
Actress Mary Anderson: “What is my best side, Mr. Hitchcock?”
Alfred Hitchcock: “My dear, you’re sitting on it.”
In society it is etiquette for ladies to have the best chairs and get handed things. In the home the reverse is the case. This is why ladies are more sociable than gentlemen.
- Virginia Graham
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
- Unknown
I don’t think you want too much sincerity in society. It would be like an iron girder in a house of cards.
- W. Somerset Maugham
Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.
- Arthur Schopenhauer
The test of good manners is to be patient with bad ones.
- Gabirol
Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.
- Margaret Walker
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
- Fred Astaire
You’re searching, Joe, for things that don’t exist; I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings — there are no such things. There are only middles.
- Robert Frost
Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
- Lazurus Long
It is a tremendous act of violence to begin anything. I am not able to begin. I simply skip what should be the beginning.
- Rainer Maria Rilke
Someone I know* says she has used this as her New Year’s resolution for a while, and will continue to do so. It’s not exactly a quote, but I thought it would be a great way to start the new year.
If
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!