Tomorrow is the 36th Great American Smokeout. Don’t quit quittin’.

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.  I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
- Arturo Toscanini

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did.  I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
- Mark Twain (?)

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
- Woody Allen