DailyPupu

–noun
A tasty, bite-sized witticism served daily. Sometimes a little too spicy for polite dinner conversation.

Everyone knows how important a DailyPupu is to continued health and happiness. Let us put one in your inbox daily. Sometimes a little profanity, sometimes a little off-color, but usually good for a laugh. Like this:

I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.
-Charlie Sheen

Not bad, but show me another

Okay, I'm curious. Let me know when this is launched.