As we mentioned last week, we’re still working out our weekend schedule, but one fact we’re confident about this Friday is that we’ll see you Monday, with some inspiring quotes.

Pretty impressive that they can pull this off while walking…

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

And what have YOU done today?

Napoleon had conquered Italy by the time he was twenty-six.

Feeling lightheaded?

Due to gravitational effects, you weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead.

Another happy customer?

40 percent of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.