A little Mark Twain to float your boat with a Monday quote.

It’s hard for a Praying Mantis get a head in life.

Be careful what you wish for. A few quotes about revolution.

That’s not a typo, these are quotes about getting out of bed.

Two motivational quotes. The only charge is the one the words might give you.

Presidents are kind of obligated to say clever quotable stuff on a regular basis. Even if they have to steal it.

You’d be surprised what’s living in and on you at this very moment.

Steve Wright one-liners and quotes

Yesterday, there was no absence of evidence of our absence. And you cab quote me on that.

Having Valentine’s Day fall on a Monday sort of gives new meaning to the phrase “Cruel to be Kind”…