“S” is for seven, which is how many letters are left.

Like the man himself, they never seem to get old.

Still no word from Harpo.

In honor of the annual assault on Turkeykind and the American Family.

Even Joseph Stalin had something to say about gratitude.

We’re coming into the homestretch of our highlights.

We featured her twin sister a while back, we figured it was Ann’s turn.

Excuse me, but you left an ort of Zedonk slumgullion in your bowl.

We’ll save the pompous pseudo-spiritual ones for next week.

For national smokeout day.