Words of wisdom from the Wizard of Westwood

Quotes from college football coaches Darrell Royal and Lou Holtz

And talking vs. WINNING. Turns out the real winners in college football aren’t very quotable.

Facts about train, car, ship, and fog horns. Leghorns not included

We seem to have lots of the former, and a shortage of the latter.

But these quotes suggest that humor may be the father.

There are some inventions we might be better off without.

In case you find yourself surrounded by naysayers today.

A few of this week’s facts allude to lovemaking, but probably won’t inspire any.

A sure sign we had no inspiration for a theme for this Thursday’s quotes is that today’s quotes are about Thursday.