Today is John Wayne’s birthday. Don’t the wise words of this old gunslinger make you long for the good old days, when men were men and women were women?

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.
- John Wayne

Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.
- John Wayne

If you’ve got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
- John Wayne

Okay, maybe not. Happy birthday anyway Mr. Wayne, wherever you are.