Nature is by and large to be found out-of-doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
- Fran Lebowitz

Increasingly, the world around us looks as if we hated it.
- Alan Watts

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
- David Letterman

Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he’ll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years.
- Charles N. Haas