I saw them on TV so they MUST be true.

We typed these really slowly because we know what a slow reader you are.

We left out the potty mouth for these Sex and the City quotes.

Quotes about something, from the show about nothing.

This week’s quotes are devoted to TV shows. This one’s for you, Liz Lemon.

The fact that the admin’s birthday is tomorrow gave birth to a whole week of birthday facts and quotes.

For many people, that’s an oxymoron.

Three concepts that rarely are in harmony.

From Bald-faced Lies To Well-Intentioned Denial

Some of these gags are so old they got whiskers on ‘em.