We don’t know about the future, but these are the funniest church signs around, pastor present:

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift!
Wal-Mart isn’t the only saving place!
Can’t Sleep?  Try counting your blessings.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams
It’s hard to stumble when you’re down on your knees.
God’s last name isn’t Damn.

And a bonus joke:

A rabbi, a priest, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “What is this, a JOKE?”

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