This week is devoted to the satirical definitions from The Devil’s Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce. Learn more here.

Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
- Ambrose Bierce

Exile, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassador.
- Ambrose Bierce

Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
- Ambrose Bierce

Future, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
- Ambrose Bierce