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TALK, v.t. To commit an indiscretion without temptation, from an impulse without purpose.

TELEPHONE, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

TRIAL, n. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig’s reply to proponents of porcophagy.

TRUCE, n. Friendship.

TRUTH, n. An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.

TWICE, adv. Once too often.