I don’t know how we went a whole year without covering the immensely quotable Mae West, but here you go…

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
- Mae West

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
- Mae West

I believe that it’s better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
- Mae West

I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.
- Mae West

A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
- Mae West

A hard man is good to find.
- Mae West

A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
- Mae West

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
- Mae West

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
- Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Mae West

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
- Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
- Mae West

I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.
- Mae West

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Mae West

I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.
- Mae West

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
- Mae West

She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
- Mae West