M*A*S*H was probably one of the best-written shows ever produced for television. Here are just a few of the hundreds of great one-liners from the show:

The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off.
- Hawkeye on M*A*S*H

Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
- Frank on M*A*S*H

As usual, I’m writing slowly because I know you can’t read fast.
- Radar on M*A*S*H

Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter.
- Colonel Potter on M*A*S*H

Probably one of the most memorable characterizations from the show were

Colonel Potter’s Exclamations:

Horse hockey!
Road apples!
Great balls of fire!
Mule muffins!
Busload of bushwah!
Hell bells!
Crock of beans!
Mule fritters!
Monkey muffins!
Buffalo bagels!
Buffalo chips!
Hot mustard!
Hot sausage!
Pigeon pellets!
Pony pucks!
Beaver biscuits!
Cow cookies!
Bull cookies!
Pig feathers!
Jumpin’ jompers!
Suffern’ saddlesoap!
Sufferin’ sheepdip!
Great Caesar’s Ghost…
Great Mother McCree…
Where in the name of Carrie’s Corset…
What in the name on beelzebub…
What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams…
What in the name of Marco Blessed Polo…
What in the name of Samuel Hill…
What in the name of Great Caesar’s Salad…
What in the name of George Armstrong Custer…