This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
- Douglas Adams

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.
- April Winchell

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
- Spike Milligan

Today is ‘Take our Daughters to Work Day.’ This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it’s called at the Nike factory – Thursday.
- Bill Maher