Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
- Mark Twain

America is a country of inventors, and the greatest of inventors are the newspaper men.
- Alexander Graham Bell

Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight?
- Al Boliska

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
- Ambrose Bierce

Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
- Dave Barry