Don’t give me that quiztistical look, these things are true.

This just doesn’t look right:

Did you know that 111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321?

Thank God they mostly work alone:

It would take 1,200,000 mosquitoes, each sucking once, to completely drain the average human of blood.

If you’d ever hush your mouth, you might learn that…

The word “listen” contains the same letters as the word “silent”.

This could actually make for some interesting gambling, until the the first (ahem) Raid:

If cockroaches were six feet long but ran at proportionally the same speed, their top speed would be about 100MPH