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What’s So Funny?

Some allegedly funny quotes for Tuesday.

My grandmother always said “Laughter is the Best Medicine”. I found this disappointing, because I knew she had copped the line from the name of a Readers’ Digest feature, but I loved her anyway.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
-Lily Tomlin

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
-Benny Hill

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
-Jack Handey

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain

It’s funny that if someone says “here’s a list of funny quotes”, they usually aren’t. We’ll keep trying to remedy this. Have a favorite funny quote to share?

Posted By:Admin January 18, 2011

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