Although I prefer cash.

Maybe it’s not the mountains you should worry about…

If time is an illusion, why did this Movado cost so dang much?

Why we don’t have a motivational quote for you this week.

We usually have all the answers on Friday. This week we have a question.

Because they both tend to deny the existence of reality.

Sometimes, all you need is a few laughs to get through the middle of the week.

Yer killin’ me here Alfred.

Havin’ trouble gettin’ motivated on Monday? How come? Don’t answer that. Mr. T ain’t got time for yo jibba jabba.

And none of it tongue in cheek.