I’ve often said that I’m not evil, I’m just “differently principled”. Apparently I’m not alone in my malleable sense of morality:

The most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.
-W. Somerset Maugham

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed.  Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.
-Robert Brault

I’m a vegetarian. I’m not strict; I eat fish, and duck. Well, they’re nearly fish, aren’t they? They’re semi-submerged a lot of the time, they spend a lot of time in the water, they’re virtually fish, really. And pigs, cows, sheep, anything that lives near water, I’m not strict. I’m sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.
-Bill Bailey