How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
- H.L. Mencken

I think every woman’s entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
- Adela Rogers St. Johns